The Alderman incident
David Frith on the Perth Test of 1982-83 and the marketing of that summer's Ashes
David Frith
16-Aug-2005
Aspects of the 'new` (post-Packer revolution) cricket in Australia have
alarmed traditionalists, many of whom
would blame the violence and field
invasion at Perth onto the loud and
frenetic promotion of this 'hottest
cricket in a hundred summers'. It would
need much groundwork by a team of
social psychologists to establish - and
then only tentatively - whether the
ugly outburst was provoked by
television. Parental control (lack of),
unemployment, the threat of The Bomb,
alcohol, drugs, ethnic resentments -
these are the main suggested causes
trotted out each time sport is defaced by
unruliness.
The Channel 9 commercial
certainly cannot have helped matters.
'Second-rathes, these Australians - no
chance,' leers a yobbo (actor?) from the
north of England. 'England have got the
best team. It's as simple as that,' chortles
a supercilious waxen type from under
his bowler hat. 'We can beat them any
time,' whispers a smug pub drinker. 'Oh
yes, I'm sure England will retain the
Ashes. There's absolutely no doubt
about that,' states a know-all with
bristling moustache, the Houses of
Parliament behind him. Even a London
Bobby has his two penn'orth.
This is all aimed at pulling in
thousands more Australians - and
British migrants - through the turnstiles and countless others into armchairs
which might otherwise have stayed
vacant. But the flavour of the
commercial somehow seems inappro-
priate at a time when the grand old
rivalry is - has been for several years -
tinged with bitterness. Both countries
have been known to be smug in victory,
while Australia usually has the edge on
England when it comes to hostility in
defeat. Modern Test cricket has long
since lost the fight to remain a sport. It
is, somewhat illogically, the symbol of
national strength. Someone recently
wrote of England, as the cricket team set
off for Australia: 'after Goose Green, the
Gabba'. The writer was getting carried
away in similar fashion to the producers
of that TV commercial. Unhappily,
readers and viewers get carried away in
turn, especially when the amber liquid
takes hold, distorting such judgment as
there might have been.
One manifestly good thing to come
out of the 'new` cricket is Channel 9's
camera coverage. Here, for the first
time, Test cricket is presented in the
round. Those side-on shots of the
blurred ball and the sudden change of
direction as it speeds into a fielder's
hands or to the boundary are dramatic
to an ultimate degree. The imagination
shown in the disposition and use of that
battery of cameras is Kerry Packer's
second-greatest gift to the game. The
playbacks, in the highlights segment at
any rate, are grossly overdone, but the
ability to pick up any incident from
pretty well any angle is a boon to
treasure. These images, rather than the
antics of the cretins who invade the
hallowed turf, will live on.