'If I wrote a book I'd call it Mind the Windows'
Tino Best talks about banter with Flintoff, wild celebrations, and why his Test-highest 95 is not his No. 1 achievement

"One of my big regrets is that I didn't become a proper allrounder" • Getty Images
It's a good gag, isn't it? Freddie is a legend. If I wrote a book I'd call it Mind the Windows. I'm not embarrassed, stuff like that is good for the game. I always thought Ashley Giles was a decent bowler, but he wasn't spinning the ball that much, so I had a go.
That's right. I once ran to bowl to him in Trinidad without the ball. He was ducking and scrambling because he thought I'd bowled a bouncer. Everyone started laughing. In the end I made my highest Test score, the 95 against England. I got my revenge. It was all gravy in the end.
People on Twitter cuss me. I like having a pop back. I can bat!
Oh man, yes. I used to bat a lot. I batted at three or opened as a kid, then at 19 I became a bowler. When I put my head down, I can bat. It's all about temperament. One of my big regrets is that I didn't become a proper allrounder. I see people who are allrounders now and I think, seriously, I could have been one.
It's number three.
Number one is my 6 for 40 against Bangladesh on one of the most docile pitches ever. I did it with a hamstring injection. I needed to have three injections to run.
No, not at all. My bowling wish would be that I was more consistent. I tried to blast people out and bowl 95mph. I should have settled for 85mph, with a bit of shape and wish I'd mastered that when I was 22.
My granddad is 92 now. He emigrated to England in the '50s and he always says if I was playing in England I'd have played 80 or 90 Tests. If I was in a different set-up I'd have played more. I wish I was treated better.
Ottis Gibson listened to anything when he was playing. He doesn't have a good taste in music.
Kirk Edwards. He's not a hot dresser. He wears anything.
Darren Sammy.
Sunil Narine.
Chris Gayle, without a doubt.
It was amazing. It was awesome. He was a real fighter and a guy who worked his butt off. When we were losing he always tried to be positive.
My uncle, Carlisle Best.
Again, my uncle Carlisle, and my grandmother. She told me to keep working hard and the rewards would come.
That's what Wikipedia says but Wikipedia is a liar! I have two nicknames: Animal and Bobski. I love Bobski because it's after one of my favourite singers, Bobby Digital, from the Wu-Tang Clan.
Devon Malcolm, when I was about 18, watched me bowl. I was bowling rapid but had no control. He said to me: "You've got pace but right now you're a Ferrari without a steering handle." It was nice for him to say that. Ferraris are good, right?
Imran Tahir goes mental. He's worse than me!
Brett Lee. When he gets a wicket he's pumping his fists. He gives me goosebumps. He's one of my inspirations.
I would love to bowl at Sir Garry Sobers and my uncle Carlisle Best when we were all in our primes, aged 25. I tease Sir Garry and say, "I would love to have bowled at you." He says, "Tino, I would have creamed you everywhere!"
I wear my heart on my sleeve.