'Pulling out a nose hair is the most painful experience'

Fear, suffering and how to cope with both in this week's Twitter round-up. There's also another nugget of wisdom from Auntie Kemar Roach, world-renowned relationship counsellor

Steven Finn loves his job.

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Sitting inside, eating, is one of the safer aspects of the job, of course…

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But a broken finger's nothing…

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Another tale of suffering also reveals to us the term Graeme Swann uses to refer to his kids…

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They're cynets, obviously.

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Dimuth Karunaratne has found someone to talk to.

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Himself.

A tweet is a transient, disposable thing. But every now and again, when you've really got something you want to get off your chest, it's worth spending a bit of time crafting what you say to ensure it has maximum impact.

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More 21st-century pearls of wisdom from Kemar Roach.

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How would you describe the upper floors of a hotel?

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AB de Villiers would describe them as "creepy".

Life with Kemar Roach
Where are you?

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Are you staying?

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Where are you going?

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Aside from the relationship advice further up the page, that's pretty much all Kemar's said this week.

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Even if something really terrible or painful happens to you, like you have to stay on the fourth floor of a hotel or remove a nose hair?

Jet-lag Watch
Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about jet-lag.

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Nando's?

But at least Ben Cutting made it. Did David Miller?

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