I am watching Prison Break on Netflix. It gives you an idea of how to get out of difficulties.
Rashid Khan on what he's been doing during his time off
I've a dodgy knee for the last six months, I am gonna see Gulbadin Naib's doctor straight after the game. He's the eighth wonder of the world right now.
Commentator Ian Smith marvels at how quickly Gulbadin Naib's apparent hamstring pain subsided after the rain delay in Afghanistan's must-win T20 World Cup match against Bangladesh
Paper hamstrings but a golden arm
Simon Doull on commentary throws a bit of shade at Gulbadin Naib who recovered from an apparent cramp just in time to take a wicket
He's trying to make me laugh but I'm not laughing.
Fazalhaq Farooqi manages to get through the post-match interview without getting too distracted by Rashid Khan's teasing from next to the TV camera
Which game? I don't remember...
Afghanistan coach Jonathan Trott was asked to compare the England vs Afghanistan upset to England vs Ireland in 2011, but he has no memory of that match despite almost getting a century in it
Hum to doobe hain sanam, tujhe bhi leke doobenge [We're sunk already, now we'll take you down with us]
Afghanistan captain Gulbadin Naib reveals their game plan against Bangladesh
He took that bat and I hope he doesn't do well with that and gives it back.
Rashid Khan on the miracle bat gifted to him by Virat Kohli that his team-mate Asghar Afghan took from him
I believe we are playing with Team India and not with Virat Kohli.
Afghanistan captain Asghar Stanikzai doesn't think Virat Kohli's absence from the Bengaluru Test will make things easier for his side
I am not just a big hitter, I am a big eater too.
Afghanistan wicketkeeper Mohammad Shahzad on his daily diet
I think we have had enough of winning the hearts of cricket fans, so this time we won the match.
Mohammad Nabi, Afghanistan allrounder, reacts to their win over West Indies in the World T20
Let the ICC decide. They should also do a bit of work, so let them sit in their air-conditioned room and decide whether Associate nations need to play in the World Cup or not
MS Dhoni prefers to leave the matter of deciding whether Associates should play the next World Cup to the ICC
We didn't want to beat Bangladesh so comprehensively, so we dropped a few catches.
Afghanistan's Asghar Stanikzai jokes about the missed chances towards the end of the match against Bangladesh
"I can't really talk in English, but if they abuse me or say something to me, I like to give it back to them. They keep slagging me off and I keep slagging them off."
ICC XI and Afghanistan wicketkeeper Mohammad Shahzad gets chatty with the touring England players
I hope our performance in the Caribbean catches the eye of some IPL team-owner
Hamid Hassan, Afghanistan's star allrounder, hopes to use the World Twenty20 as a launching pad into the big league
Dale Steyn will be no problem
Afghanistan allrounder Karim Sadiq is brimming with confidence ahead of his team's World Twenty20 matches against South Africa and India
When I last saw him, he asked me to explain the BMW rule. I said that the first thing he needed to know was that it was called LBW
Kabir Khan, the Afghanistan coach, reveals what happened when he met the country's president Hamid Karzai
I nearly had another heart attack. We needed it to rain and it did
Afghanistan coach Kabir Khan after rain intervened when his side was 28 runs from a defeat which could have ended their hopes of reaching the next stage of World Cup qualification
"This is do or die. I will put myself in the Atlantic if we lose."
Afghanistan's coach Taj Malik Alam is keen for his side to qualify for the 2011 World Cup
"We are hoping to play New Zealand ... we are sure if we do not beat them, we can fight them."
Afghanistan coach Taj Malik causes palpitations in both the ICC and United Nations