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In which we speculate on what might make a man urinate on others
Socialite files a report on the latest cricketular action
The tall tale of the giant who renewed a nation's hopes
Crisp social commentary, the arrival on Twitter of Mitchell Johnson, and a minor squabble
Graeme Swann felt sufficient shame to apologise to Chris Rogers after his hideous full toss resulted in a most bizarre lbw dismissal during the second Test.
How to enjoy Old Trafford and its surrounds without causing too much damage
Also revealed: the story behind Pattinson's injury, and Cook's plans for a tattoo
Despite being named Man of the Match for his all-round performance in the second Test against Australia, baby-faced batsman Joe Root is reportedly yet to come of age. "We've been monitoring his upper lip for fresh sprouts of new hair ever since his 180 in the second Test, but so far we've got nothing, nada, zilch," said Andy Flower.
The much-emphasised youthfulness of India's team in Zimbabwe appears to have taken its toll on one man who has suddenly started to feel his age. As his team-mates frolicked and gambolled about like young colts at pasture during a practice session at the Harare Sports Club, Amit Mishra looked on from the sidelines and wondered how frighteningly fast life seemed to have passed him by.
Both are blond, have appeared naked in magazines, and wouldn't know a valid use of a DRS review if it came up and said hello. What's not to hate?
Shane Watson is basically a big sack of pectorals, biceps and triceps peppered with emotional fragility and bound up with a faint air of melancholy. He looks like he cares what he looks like. Or, more accurately, he looks like he cares what he looks like to the detriment of his cricket. Surely all that time spent waxing his chest would be better spent learning how to keep his left leg out of the path of the ball.
Don't quite know who stands where on the whole saga? This primer will helpDarkest ebb? Fear not, a clutch of Aussie legends is at hand
Biscuits, phone calls, roadworks. Also, the Ashes
A close finish to the first Test, but Brett Lee had been there before.
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Graeme Swann's baby daughter apparently got him into the right spirit ahead of the game.
The review system is simply not sophisticated, but fear not, help is at hand